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Mother, writer and daydreamer. Also chocoholic and chick-flick lover. But mainly mommy. To two boys, at that! When not escorting my Elder One (EO) to karate class, I'm trying to get in as many cuddles as possible from my Younger One (YO). And when not doing either, I'm hard-at-work trying to maintain a steady relationship with my laptop. And as for the Man I Married (MIM), well, let’s just put it this way – even though we share a bedroom, our most meaningful conversations are held over the cell-phone!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Wild Animals in My Bed...

I rceived this mail from a sender-whose-name-I-did-not-bother-to-look-at, asking me if I would like to take "a python to bed."

I have heard about men naming their partners-in-lust-propogation-and-the-pee, Mighty Lion, Roaring Tiger and Raging Bull. This is the first time I was made aware of the fact that those objects could actually be transformed into jungle creatures.

So then it's not enough anymore that the mere possession of one changes their personality from man to beast.

Well, I did what any dignified, sophisticated wife would do.

I forwarded the mail to the MIM.

Hee-hee-hee. I do have a sense of humour!

6 comments:

D said...

You may have just opened the floodgates to more spam!

Monika,Ansh said...

lol.........what was your MIM's reaction?

Mamma mia! Me a mamma? said...

@D: Well, considering the gates are open anyways...

@Mon: I don't think he's checked yet. And in te middle of a workday, he'll probably glance at absent-mindedly, mutter something about having married a mad woman and then delete it! Sigh! Working men sometimes have no sense of humour.

pseudo intellectual said...

rotfl!

Mama - Mia said...

:D

yay to women with SoH! :D

and what you email id? or drop me a line on amateurabe@gmail.com

cheers!

abha

wordjunkie said...

Lol! And --ew! Just realized this image in my head is going to stay there all day.