I rceived this mail from a sender-whose-name-I-did-not-bother-to-look-at, asking me if I would like to take "a python to bed."
I have heard about men naming their partners-in-lust-propogation-and-the-pee, Mighty Lion, Roaring Tiger and Raging Bull. This is the first time I was made aware of the fact that those objects could actually be transformed into jungle creatures.
So then it's not enough anymore that the mere possession of one changes their personality from man to beast.
Well, I did what any dignified, sophisticated wife would do.
I forwarded the mail to the MIM.
Hee-hee-hee. I do have a sense of humour!
Have you ever said never? #AHundredLittleFlames
11 hours ago