Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou Romeo?

'Roadside Romeo'. So obviously a Hindi movie, beacuse

~duh! The characters speak in Hindi. Granted, there's a Tamilindi speaking villain, Mumbaiya spouting side-kicks and Saifindi speaking hero, but we are to believe that it is, all said and done, a Hindi animated feature.

~ the female dogs are statuesque, busty, slim-waisted and size-zero. Those bitches! ;p

~the lead pair is the 'hottest' couple in the business today...Saifeena. Or wait, is that just one hybrid sample?

~the "villain" totally kicks the "hero's" mangy butt...performance-wise. Charile Anna, you are not jesta too mucha...you war ya three-ah, four-ah, five,-ah tauzand mucha. I yam yur fan. Be happy, chappie! Yes folks, it needs to be said, Javed Jaffrey ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! He is the undisputed Komedy Cing in India!

~the pj's are ridiculous but you can't help laughing! Charlie's Angels! Hahaha! I tell you! *she wipes a tear from her eye*

~there are industry jokes meant for the adults even though it's a kid's flick.

~the song and prance bits incorporate a dream sequence, an item number, a tapori act and the don's dance. Typical!

~it was full-on fun and a riot and total paisa-vasool.