tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445792635987788443.post5309409540697753894..comments2024-01-21T11:16:47.541+05:30Comments on Motherhood and all that jazz: By The Water CoolerMamma mia! Me a mamma?http://www.blogger.com/profile/04136269509737254271noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445792635987788443.post-74892334267504723252010-10-25T16:43:32.682+05:302010-10-25T16:43:32.682+05:30Seriously, please don't touch my link. My blog...Seriously, please don't touch my link. My blog is pretty offensive. <br />Better stay away from my blog. This is a request.raufhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14069291890495563749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445792635987788443.post-26351499825740855732010-10-25T16:40:03.528+05:302010-10-25T16:40:03.528+05:30is this company for women ?
yes yes madam, i pr...is this company for women ? <br /><br />yes yes madam, i provide company for women.<br /><br />what are your charges ?<br /><br />if you want company Madam,<br />i charge only 500 rupees an hour. i charge less because i am dreadfully ugly. 100 rupees more if you ask me to sing and i am not responsible for the consequences. <br />Your neighbours may throw stones at your windows. i am not a doctor and i can't offer you any medicines for head aches. <br /><br />i charge 300 additional if you ask me to dance. i am not responsible for any damage to your furniture.<br />You have to pay if your furniture causes any damage to me.<br /><br />additional 200 rupees if you ask me to repair any electronic gadget. 100 rupees more if you offer any suggestions.<br /><br />in case of fire i will save my life first. Don't expect any gallantry. By the way causing fire is free i don't charge for it.<br /><br />You have to give me food only on banana leaf. This is for your own safety madam. i start flinging plates and dishes if i don't like the food and banana leaf doesn't cause much damage. i have to add 200 rupees for eating any experimental recipe cooked by you.<br /><br />i charge 50 rupees for listening to your jokes (50 for each joke) and 100 rupees for each advise you give.<br /><br />i am a good listener. i can listen to your lecture but not poetry. 50 rupees for 5 minutes. Please note that charges for listening to words of wisdom and lectures go by minutes.raufhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14069291890495563749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445792635987788443.post-31523308774972521132010-10-15T13:31:23.830+05:302010-10-15T13:31:23.830+05:30Too good!!!!Too good!!!!dipalihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01070862196307376073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4445792635987788443.post-17111048494062247532010-10-12T11:48:19.288+05:302010-10-12T11:48:19.288+05:30Ha ha ha! Stupid man!Ha ha ha! Stupid man!Swaramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06277282712431924263noreply@blogger.com